Went to the movies, saw Ridley Scott's Robin Hood. WTF was Scott thinking with this reimagining of the Robin Hood myth? I haven't wanted to walk out of a movie since 1999.
The penultimate mis en scène: It's aproximately 1199 AD and it been hours since the movie started and Robin has yet to take to the wood. That's because:
1) The French are storming the cliffs of Dover in transport boats, a la Omaha Beach, aka D-Day. Look at the picture in the link and then watch the movie. I am not shitting you. It was D-Day in the theatre tonight!
4)Robin preHood gets stuck in the water between two colliding landing boats. Will R2D2 be able to save him in time?
5)Oh yes he does, Jason rises again!
6)Because the Frenchies surrender to
Gratuitous yarn pic! Now in a bigger size!!!